A friend of mine sent me this. I thought you would enjoy reading this one. Sounds like this Rancher is a wise man!
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Montana rancher,
whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor
struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got
around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post
turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a
country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle
balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.' The old man saw a puzzled
look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.
'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up
there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you
just want to help the dumb ass get down.'