The Snow White Story
The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the
mine early each morning. As always, Snow
White stayed home doing her domestic
chores. As lunch time approached, she would
prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.
One day as she arrived at the mine with the
lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible
Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White
began calling out, hoping against hope that
the dwarfs had somehow survived.
"Hello, hello!" she shouted.
"Can anyone hear me? Hello!"
For a long while, there was no answer. Losing
hope, Snow White again shouted, "Hello! Is
anyone down there?"
Just as she was about to give up all hope,
there came a faint voice from deep within the
"Vote for Obama, Vote for Obama."
Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself
and prayed, "Oh, thank you, God! At least
Dopey is still alive."